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I’m sure you’ve heard of Newton, A scientist of Pedigree,
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Came up with many Physical Laws, Discovered Gravity,
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But there are some things you don’t know,
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Let Me See...
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There are seven colours in the rainbow cause Newton wanted there to be,
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In his spare time he secretly studied alchemy,
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An apple falling on his head is just a fallacy,
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And also he’s a time travelling cyborg (wait, what?)
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Newton the Cyborg’s living in Hawaii,
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Proving adequately his first theory,
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Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest,
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And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi,
When he was an MP he said one sentence, nothing more,
And that’s just cause there was a draft and he wanted someone to close the door,
Newton's 8th Law is there is no Newtons 9th Law,
Newton's 9th Law is, yes there is (wait what?)
Newton the Cyborg’s living in Hawaii,
Proving adequately his first theory,
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest,
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi,
He predicted the Apocalypse, 2036 AD,
And as he’s a time traveller, I’m inclined to agree,
But maybe that’s his cyborg powers hypnotising me,
Also, newton invented Marmite (wait what?)
Newton the Cyborg’s living in Hawaii,
Proving adequately his first theory,
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest,
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi,
He’s got psychic powers and lasers for eyes,
17th Century Scientist was just a big disguise,
He’s J.R. Tolkien's ghost writer, he taught beethoven to symphonise,
And I heard he travels with The Mechanisms (wait what?)
Newton the Cyborg’s living in Hawaii,
Proving adequately his first theory,
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest,
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi,
Hello! I'm Reesha, I sing songs and accompany them on the guitar with dubious proficiency. Some of them are funny, some of them are depressing. It's a magical mood lottery!
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